Ridiculous and idficcy PNR, also known as Sea Change


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Icon because I've been in a smutty mood lately, which means that I've been calling or texting Aud out of nowhere and intoning "Cock-suuuuuccccckkkkiiiiing!" like something out of a horror movie. Which is not a mood you want to carry into a fic, unless you're aiming of a specific kind of non-con kink for which I am not. But I am using it to get ( Read more... )

I was thinking you should tell me about stories you think I should write. I mean, if you could sit me down for a day or whatever and say, "Mari, I want you to write this story for me," what would that story be?

I'm not actually promising to write any of these, mind you, but it's fun anyway. And who knows if I'll be inspired!

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Some of the prompts crack me right the fuck up. Ah, yes, jumping someone because you're too lazy to move your car, who hasn't been there?

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1) My nails are currently a ridiculously sweet and cute shade of bubblegum pink.

1a) However, I am just waiting for them to dry enough so that I can slap a layer of black shatter polish on there, so it's all good.

2) THERE IS A LEGEND OF THE SEEKER KINK MEME ZOMG. I know it's kind of against the point for Precious Moments children to ever be ( Read more... )

Ask me a fandom, and I will tell you:

+ OTP
+ Runner-up
+ Honorable mention(s)
+ Crack pairing(s)
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't

And also, I've stumbled across an erotic romance writer named Roni Loren. Her debut novel isn't out yet, but like the woman's taste in Tumblr. (NSFW, mostly m/f, with dashes of solo erotic photography ( Read more... )

"Bonnie bitch-please" icon is appropriate. I've had to do a hard reboot four times since Saturday; it's now freezing rather than quietly going to sleep. Damn, but I hope that this is a fixable software issue. (To the tech gods: one more year. Just give me one more year.)

Audrina Partridge vs. Jordin Sparks in the same dress.Jordin is holding ( Read more... )

I finished a book on Monday night, and I'm been very feh ever since. Picture Mojo doing the fat and disgruntled arm-flap. It also didn't help that I had a super-awesome meeting with my boss that ended in him finally signing my leave request for in order to do depositions (which are next week, and I gave him the forms a month ago), but not not ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night that I was talking about oral sex with Jamie Bell. Specifically, blowjobs. It was strangely academic, though, like: really, brain? You have an imaginary Jamie Bell and you want to talk about oral sex? That's a complete waste of REM sleep ( Read more... )

So...why doesn't this AU exist? Because it's magical and obviously needs to be happening RIGHT THE FUCK NOW PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE?

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Esca is a Jumper, Marcus is a Paladin. Obviously it would end in lurve. And porn. But mostly lurve ( Read more... )